Ode To My Lawnmower

This is for my riding lawn mower of blue.

I hate you!

I ride you in the grass and then you die.

You make me want to cry!

This is for my riding lawn mower of blue.

I hate you!

I tinker with you so you'll run.

You turn my fingernails black, I wish I had a gun!

This is for my riding lawn mower of blue.

I hate you!

I try start you, you don't even click.

I think I'm going to be sick!

This is for my riding lawn mower of blue.

I hate you!

A divorce is coming between you and I.

I'm giving a green one a try!