Friday, December 13, 2013

Naughty or Nice Cats?

My name is Midnight.  I am the kitten the Kiem's rescued from their tree this summer.  Angie has been busy getting things in order for Christmas.  She is allowing me to write a blog post for her.

Things seem to be hectic here.  Doug took off to work and the house blew up.  Not literally.  Robby's room is full of green containers from the attic.  Wonderful things have been pulled out of the boxes.  Things with long shiny strings and tinkling bells.  Brizzy and I have been busy batting these things around and hiding them in hard to reach places.

Angie brought in the best play toy ever.  A real eight foot tree!  Then she put some of those shiny strings and tinkling bells on it.  There are colorful swaying things too.  Brizzy and I love to take running jumps at these play toys.  It makes turns Angie's face red and she scolds us.

So, us three cats had a meeting.  Since Bo thinks he is too sophisticated  to play, we designated him the look out.  Brizzy and I were having the time of our life jumping and swatting all the shiny things on the tree.  Then disaster struck.  Bo sold us out.  When he heard Angie coming, he rolled over and licked his butt.  We were caught with angels and santas in our mouths.  I got scared and ran under the bed.  But Brizzy, well, she's not too bright.  She kept on jumping and swatting at the tree.  That got her a slap on the rump.  I don't understand.  Angie brought this tree in for us.  Why can't we play with it?

Sweet smells started wafting from the kitchen.  I am a good kitty and never jump on the kitchen counters.  But Brizzy has a real sweet tooth. Brizzy made sure Bo, the snitch, was snoozing in the basket up stairs.  Then she went on surveillance until Angie left the kitchen.  Once the coast was clear, Brizzy leapt on the counter and began munching on a large pan of dark gooey stuff.  It must have been pretty tasty.  Brizzy licked and chomped for a good five minutes before she was nabbed by the nape of her neck and hauled off the counter.  Angie said some words I had not heard before.

Brizzy was escorted to a place called "kitty time out."  I didn't see her until the baking was finished.  I'm not sure all that sweet forbidden goodness was worth it for Brizzy.  She has been hanging over the edge of the litter box all day. 

I know Angie loves us because she put boxes with bright paper and squiggly ribbons under the giant tree.  Brizzy and I had a tug of war with one box.  I lost.  The ribbon fell off on my side.  Then we each chose a special package to bat around and chew on.  The large packages are good for diving boards.  Bo never suspects we are perched up there waiting for him to walk by.  For a plump cat, he can jump like a NBA basketball player. 

There are new do-dads sitting all over the house.  Brizzy and I have been taking turns seeing who can bat these dainty things farther. Who ever makes the crash first wins.  Then Angie trots over, picks up the do-dad, and takes it to the kitchen.  She mumbles something about glue and tape.  Maybe that is code for award and kitty treats. 

After all this playing Brizzy was pooped out.  She is older at the ripe age of two.  She scampered upstairs to snuggle in the basket with Bo, the nark.  I sit by my favorite bird, hoping Angie will finish with her Christmas rush and play with me.